Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Fish farm

1. A term used to describe a club or scene rich in females.

2. Any place with a high female to male ratio.

Hey Keith, have you checked out that new club downtown yet? I hear it's a real fish farm.

Once Bobby had matured to manhood, he was eager to check out the local fish farm in search of some fresh poon.

by The change machine June 18, 2014

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

Farm Boys

A farm boy is a boy who is really nice with a good heart that just never gets the chance to prove themselves.

The Farm Boys were always single.

by Annoyedstepson2004 March 25, 2019