Douchebag

A guy that has the perks of being a boyfriend (handholding, huging and touching) but is not considered the boyfriend by the girl or her inner circle of friends.
Dude:Is he her boyrfriend?

Other Dude:Nope He is her Douchebag.
by 6Degrees May 29, 2008
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justin levi fisher aka douchebag
when justin makes a dumb joke you call him a douchebag or if you would like j-douche.
by danny foster and zach wilson November 11, 2007
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all my ex-boyfriends
Have you ever noticed that all your ex-boyfriends are douchebags?
by Laura D H March 20, 2007
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someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck
you are a douchebag
by Ashley January 31, 2004
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Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas
"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"
by Etiquette December 14, 2009
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Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.
Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.
by 2012geek2011 November 01, 2011
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