something you should do daily
if people judge, who cares
if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple
most importantly, always know de wae
if people judge, who cares
if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple
most importantly, always know de wae
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018
Get the eat your tide podsmug. Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021
Get the Twat-Tidemug. by Maximoo2099 July 26, 2021
Get the Roll tide yellmug. When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also, "bit torrent"
See also, "bit torrent"
So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
Get the Brown tidemug. Jonathan:"Hey did you hear that Ashley and Sarah had an ocean tide?"
Mark: "Seriously man? I wanted to ask Ashley out"
Jonathan: "Yeah dude"
Mark: "Seriously man? I wanted to ask Ashley out"
Jonathan: "Yeah dude"
by Salmonellapple January 3, 2024
Get the Ocean Tidemug. Crimson Tide Wing Man
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
Get the Crimson Tide Wing Manmug. Beautiful person always helps frienda but dont mess with them because they will make earth hell for you
by Kckisontheway November 6, 2018
Get the Tidemug.