thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

Dimpleddick thompson

A man named Thompson who has quite the dimpled dick

Person 1: let's go to the party heard there's crazy chick's there dude
Person 2: no way not if Dimpleddick thompson is there
Person 3: Br-
*Person 1 and 2 beats the shit out of person 3*

by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Dan Thompson Exit

When you leave a discord call suddenly, or with no explanation

"Sam did a Dan Thompson exit right there"

by CactusInPot September 11, 2020

Tylar Thompson

1. Thy have felt the warm caress of a womans touch

Every group has a tylar Thompson!

by Christianthegreat-turtletits June 13, 2023

Elisha Dane Thompson

A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.

I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.

by r/treefookers February 7, 2024

Emma Thompson

Most thoughtful, kind, loving, wise, and badass woman in the whole world. She is definitely a keeper and someone who will keep you in check. She also has a good sense of humor. She slays.

"IS THAT EMMA THOMPSON?!"
"Heck yeah, she is so amazing!"
"Word!"

by bigfanofu09 May 16, 2023