grand thief

a thug who thinks there a trophy for the greatest thief....
im the grande theif of oil of olay...bow down and give'em a shave
by pro noun brown October 06, 2003
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mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.
Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.
by Baru May 10, 2008
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Apple Juice Thief

One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.
That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.
by KSjuice_efficianado March 01, 2009
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Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.
“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief
by birdbrain418 April 20, 2023
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NEEV THE GREAT THIEF

Neev or just known as Nev loves to steal things. Nev often causes thefts all over the school and equipment would go missing for no reason. When doors are unhinged then Neev would've stolen the nails off the doors.

Nev would pull "Maneevers" Which means stealing it the Neev style.

Neev often is seen stealing things from the school, and he claims he is good at table tennis yet he sabotages his opponents to win.
OMG NEEV THE GREAT THIEF IS STEALING THE WIFI MACHINE!
by "okke" February 21, 2023
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collin the thief

a theiving wrongen who steals from his nieve employers,

someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .
collin the thief
by locks heath renegade master January 08, 2011
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Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness
by toomanydavids April 27, 2015
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