quantum theory

A really weird game of dice

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"

by the_unknown November 29, 2012

the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!

Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

by the kevster theory January 13, 2012

copy theory

When females copy other peoples creations.

"That one chick was being super annoying, she kept copying us."

"Wow bro, Copy theory to the max"

by hawkfalc2011 December 14, 2011

nice theory

People making fun of @theoryhub on TikTok

*theoryhub posts a fact*
Kid: nice theory

by Jawneey January 15, 2022

a.b.gail theory

The thought that someone you know looks like a porstar you have seen so now you subconsciously link those two people together

Bro I’m suffering with a.b.Gail theory

right now

by ScubaSniper May 24, 2021

Burzum-Theory

When you think someone has higher status simultaneously the person has lower status than you.

P1: redacted is such a good person.
P2: Remember the Burzum-Theory, remember he's egomaniac.

by OrokinBro March 05, 2021

Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022