quantum theory

A really weird game of dice

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"

by the_unknown December 4, 2012

the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!

Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

by the kevster theory January 18, 2012

theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal

Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!

by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021

a.b.gail theory

The thought that someone you know looks like a porstar you have seen so now you subconsciously link those two people together

Bro I’m suffering with a.b.Gail theory

right now

by ScubaSniper May 24, 2021

The Rodrigo Theory

If any Kerboodle homework is done after Rodrigo has done it it makes the system glitch.

Most websites obey The Rodrigo Theory .

by Thoery Guy March 15, 2018

The Matrix Theory

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.

According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world

by The matrix theory January 19, 2018

Burzum-Theory

When you think someone has higher status simultaneously the person has lower status than you.

P1: redacted is such a good person.
P2: Remember the Burzum-Theory, remember he's egomaniac.

by OrokinBro March 5, 2021