Womp womp

Womp womp is a good joke for friends or trio, Examples are below

Ex. 1
F1: Aw man! My dog got ran over!
F2: Womp womp
F3: THE FU-?
ex. 2
F1: Ah! My bing streak, is gone!
F2: Womp womp

by ARTIST11 July 19, 2024

womp machine

(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.

Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.

by Yungspecs May 20, 2018

womp womp

The text version of the sad trumpet sound in cartoons. Mainly used for making fun of someones loss.

Person A: My cat died.

Person B: Womp womp

by dasxfgdfs October 3, 2023

womp

to have to fart in school... usually will leave poop skids (dowd)

I need to womp-cover me!

by kittycatkitty October 29, 2011

Weep Womp

A reaction to anything slightly to severely unfortunate

"Damn, my speeding ticket cost me $160"
"Weep Womp"

by Gangsign October 3, 2023

womps doop

its when ur mom has a little too fun in bed with a man

Man: Oh this is fun!
Woman: Oh no, Im having a womps doop

by mopsguden November 14, 2023

Comp Womp

Comp Womp
(n., v., exclamation)
Coined by Noah Negro in 2025.

1. (noun) — A sudden, goofy tech fail or harmless glitch.

2. (verb) — To mess up in a clumsy but funny way.

3. (exclamation)—Said when something fails in a funny or ironic way.

4. (adj.)—Something that’s hilariously broken or lovable despite malfunction.

Comp Womp
(n., v., exclamation)
Coined by Noah Negro in 2025.

1. (noun) — A sudden, goofy tech fail or harmless glitch.

“Everything was going great, and then... comp womp.”

2. I totally comp-womped my presentation.”

3. The drone falls from the sky. “Comp womp!”

4. “That old laptop is pure comp womp.”

by Zephyr Negron March 20, 2025