Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

Mexican Weekend

Tacos in the front, anal in the back.

Ryan went to a party, blacked out from too much tequila, and had a Mexican Weekend.

by TLoos May 9, 2018

Vampire weekend

Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex

My sorority sisters and I had a vampire weekend after the frat party

by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022

Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.

Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking

by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018

weekend hair

When you take extra time on your hair and make it extra fancy for weekend activities but wear it plain or up during the week

Ooooo it’s Friday Dana has her weekend hair on

by Calliecoe May 25, 2018

Rockstar Weekend

The practice of drinking and partying the entire weekend. Starting with after work/school/lecture drinks and continuing throughout the weekend. Sole purpose is to indulge in a lifestyle worthy of a rockstar of the old days: party, booze, bbq, Bacon, etc.
This includes the sacred ritual of a beereals-breakfast and kicking off the day with booze.

A: Hey, what are your plans for the weekend?

B: Dunno, Rockstar Weekend?

A: Hell yeah!

by MrRandomGuy November 27, 2012