Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.

Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.

by QuacksO May 11, 2019

Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.

Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*

by Cool kid Walter school book May 15, 2019

Walter

Walter is a hobo.

Walter is a hobo

by hbjj April 15, 2019

Walter

Walter is an old man that deserves to die off because of his racist beliefs

I saw my grandpa today, he’s such a Walter

by PPshaker69 April 17, 2019

Walter

Walter clements likes firetrucks and monster trucks

Walter

by Astromious September 16, 2019

Walter

has a BIG BRAIN

Handsome and Walter

by Walter aka MEGAMIND October 10, 2019

darius walters

A Darius Walters is a sex god, amazing at call of duty and will cus you out at any given moment.

Hates confrontation but will turn into hood Darius if ever challenged.

Is full with more wind than a hot air balloon and wears socks and sandles into work to go with his consistent all year wearing three quarters, band top and snap back!

Is allergic to EVERYTHING but we all can't live with out a Darius!

"we've all had the Darius Walters"

by Cakeyontherocks September 28, 2017