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NET BRED

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds
by ASHMAN February 3, 2005
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net abuser

A person who is addicted to the internet. They use it every chance they get. The person googles/searches random information. EX: entertainment, world events, medical conditions.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.
You go to your friends house and say:
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."
by Gina G8 February 13, 2010
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net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica November 29, 2015
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Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
by Silverspring December 5, 2018
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Net banger

Some who is all talk on internet but doesn’t do shot in real life.
“Ima fuck you up bro on sight when I see you
“Ok net banger
by Taysom.w January 11, 2022
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deez nets

A 3v3 basketball team known for having fun and making the other team RAGE! As well as coming back from being down by 10 points or more.
Deez nets made the other team rage from their funny smack talk. Even tho they were losing, they made the opponents so angry that they were able to come back and win it.

The entire crowd was supporting deez nets.

The ref loved blowing his whistle and saying "DEEZ NETS BALL"
by DEEZ NETS FAN #1 March 8, 2022
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Open net

Hardest kind of shot to take in rocket league. It is when the opponents net is wide open, it is said it is nearly impossible to hit those.
Jeff:Ayo hit that open net
*NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

CHAT DISABLED*
Kyle: My controller died i swear i had that one.
by Epicgamer_rl May 15, 2022
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