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christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick
Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome
by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017
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Festive Karl

Poop'n in a stocking and hitting some one with said poop filled stocking.
Darren got Natasha in to the christmas spirit by subjecting her to a festive karl
by willy1million November 12, 2013
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karl pedal

Karl pedal is an awesom guy that likes too be stepped on he likes to go fast like sonic
1. Gotta go Karl pedal

2. Can't you drive faster? No. Why? Well I can't reach Karl pedal.
by LuddeS December 12, 2016
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karls._.hair

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3
by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021
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Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.
I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!
by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022
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the nourishing karl

When you are hitting it from behind and you feed your lover cheese puffs.
"I was horny and in the mood for a snack, but thankfully my lover pulled the nourishing Karl out of his bag of tricks!"
by Karlito grande June 27, 2019
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Doing a Karl

To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.
"Man, that guy is totally doing a Karl, he's touching the barman up with his beefy hands."
by Vonatello April 6, 2008
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