Jonathan

Fat fuck how sits on the sofa all day noming on cheetos and sucking his cousins left nut

Jonathan yeah is a proper batty fish

by OfficialUKS August 1, 2020

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan

Big fat guy who is gay

Oh he seems gay

Yeah, he is a Jonathan

by Dickin you down October 11, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits

Omg Jonathan is so gay

by Not president April 24, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.

tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off

by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 14, 2020

Jonathan

The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo

Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.

by Hajob April 13, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit

Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.

by JonnyDrip November 24, 2019