government efficiency

An even bigger oxymoron than military intelligence.

I see no proof of "government efficiency." All I see are a bunch of do-nothing retards.

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017

government highlighter

A large black permanent marker used to conceal text.

The document was mostly unreadable due to heavy use of the government highlighter.

by Nicholas A Roy January 2, 2009

Fuck Government

Not to be confused with "Fuck THE government", FUCK GOVERNMENT is a two-word phrase used by individuals fed up with the very idea of government and legitimized authority of all types and classifications, and not just one specific ruling body.

Tom: "Hey man, what's the word on the street?"
Greg: "Didn't you hear? The government banned marbles because kids kept swallowing them and suffocating."
Tom: "Man, but I LOVE marbles! FUCK GOVERNMENT!"
Greg: "But Tom, why not just move to a country whose government hasn't banned marbles?"
Tom: "Greg you ignorant slut... I despise any collective ruling body which has the authority to dictate the lives of its

people. That means any and every government. Therefore FUCK GOVERNMENT!
Greg: "Tom, your method of reasoning may be impractical, but I respect your ability to form an opinion

and stick by it."

by Lavadog84 May 13, 2018

government shitdown

In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.

To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.

by NeologianPJG January 20, 2018

government in exile

(n.) When a coup d'etat is staged, the surviving members that stay loyal to the government will hold government in a nuetral country and will work with thier allies to remove the new government and restore thier power.

The government in exile was restored at the liberation of thier country.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004

Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.

We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Big Government

People may define the term in many different ways, but how it's actually used by everybody used boils down to one thing --

"Big government" is "government that does things I don't approve of".

And the opposite is of course "small government" -- "government that doesn't do things I don't approve of".

The Republicans say that the Democrats are the party of "big government", but the Republicans want to limit what we can do in the bedroom, they want a huge military, they're worried about which bathrooms we use ... who's the party of "big government" again?

or

The Democrats say that the Republicans are the party of "big government", but the Democrats want socialized healthcare, to keep God out of our schools, to open our borders, to have massive welfare programs ... who's the party of "big government" again?

by dougmc December 6, 2018