Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row

Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...

by Urbanboy92 May 22, 2011

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

father figure

Holding ur hand up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

Father figure

If one dislikes Stranger Things the automatically lack a father figure

She doesn’t like Stranger Things?! She has no father figure, no friends and definitely no bitches

by Lawordsoflawisdom5000 August 23, 2022