Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.

Paddy Cake Was used as Conor Mcgregors nickname by the bully that stuffed him in his locker during middle school. The nickname lives strong in Dublin till this day.

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.
How Conor Mcgregors bully talked to the young ladd in middle school -" Hey Paddycakes get in the fooking locker for fooks sake you bloody cunt "

by UrbanWebsterDic March 17, 2017

true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.

Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....

by Paul December 30, 2004

Not Your Champion

Bill Burr is...

Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Champions League Willy

The best a woman ever had

It was that good, she said it was 'Champions League Willy'.

by The master (of bait) July 23, 2025

contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!

So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight

by ArtistOverlordRuler August 5, 2017