Anchor Ass

When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her

You had an Anchor Ass last night!

by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022

Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together

Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!

by GeoffPrice December 31, 2017

Well anchored rack

I nice, safely tied bikini top on a girl with ample assets.

Bernice came flouncing into the room - her well anchored rack perky but uncharacteristically subdued.

by Bryce Bernard July 6, 2018

Anchoring

The act of bringing jobs back to the country of origin.

We just got funding from the management group of like 5 million with 2 million for IT… we ware looking to hire 14 new positions, we are anchoring.

by MrCunninghamz July 2, 2021

Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

Reality Anchor

used to describe something (typically someone, a celebrity) that reinforces a sense of belonging and continuity to your existence

For many children in the 90s, Jim Carry serves as a reality anchor.

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021