by Wallydon January 07, 2010
An agent of chaos, a drama king.
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020
A phenomenon occurring in video-games, typically open-world sand-box titles set in urban environments, where otherwise harmless pedestrians suddenly appear to transform into the game's principal antagonist as if in the Matrix.
Assassin's Creed is a textbook example of Agent Smith Syndrome, wherein stealth-murdering some annoying leper in a marketplace crowded with civilians suddenly leads to dozens of guards popping out of nowhere trying to chop off my limbs as if this were the Matrix and they're all Agent Smith.
by Al-toid July 27, 2009
by wejak September 24, 2009
When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.
Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.
If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
by Chris is fag July 23, 2019
In hot real estate markets a housewife or soccer mom that subsidizes the household income by listing family and friend's houses for sale. Usually not very knowledgable about anything related to real estate, a real estate agent is often considered a career choice while raising children.
Hey hon, is your cousin Margie still a real estate agent or should we hire someone to sell the house? I can't remember if her kids are in school now.
by Grant Rampus July 04, 2016
Used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. Requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. Only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. Often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.
"What's Joe up to these days?"
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."
by ex-pat May 27, 2007