Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.
You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.
by Jrefap June 26, 2021
Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex
by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022
A suburb , lilly white girl who acts and talks ghetto from Friday night to Sunday morning just so she can fuck niggas and black dudes on the weekends (but goes back to acting white before class or work on Monday morning).
I saw Amber Dandy this weekend at a black frat party. Ive never seen Amber talking ghetto and twerking before . That's so Weekend Nigga of her!
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 10, 2019
When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.
Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking
by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018
a "Metric Weekend" is 9 days long. Starting on Friday and returning on Monday 9 days later. The Source is from the TV Sitcom "Taxi"
by 71Demon May 27, 2011
by Scambreal July 01, 2014
a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.
Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!
Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!
Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!
by assholeanonymous April 10, 2011