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eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae
when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018
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Tide

Beautiful person always helps frienda but dont mess with them because they will make earth hell for you
Dang tide you surprise me every time
by Kckisontheway November 6, 2018
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Tide pod

People actually eat them. People ACTUALLY eat them. This generation is sick and take memes way too far.
Hey jimmy you want to go to a party and eat tide pods?”
by Get a # life August 11, 2019
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Crimson Tide Wing Man

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
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Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025
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Roll tide yell

ME: CAN I GET A ROLL TIDE YELL?! THE BOYS: YEE-YEE!!!!!!
by Maximoo2099 July 26, 2021
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Crimson Tide

In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.
The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019
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