starter-pack 'stache

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern

"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"

by Ronald.j chanefeild August 18, 2022

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

wisconson pube stache

a guy nuts on a guy/girls face and puts hair on it and lets it dry and they peel it off after 48 hours

wisconson pube stache was given to liza by Jonathan and Jacob

by eugenedinglbry May 28, 2025

Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

by Reynart April 24, 2016

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

bump staches

When two gay men make out

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?

by YE the OG January 28, 2024