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Spiderman

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024
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Spiderman

A sex move where the male and female are having sex in doggy style, The man quickly pulls out and cums in his hand, the female then proceeds to turn around to see why he pulled out early, when she does this the male "shoots" his cum out from his hand.
I went out to a bar and this chick wouldn't stop asking for anal, i took her home and gave her the Spiderman.
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
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Spiderman

an angsty teenager with spider allergies
"Bro look its spiderman!"
by JebronLames123 February 11, 2020
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Spiderman

When a woman put's herself in a crab formation upside down and proceeds to suck him off while balancing on one hand

Or

Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up

Made by shannay day
How did last night go ?
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
by Gingerlogic March 2, 2022
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Spidermanning

Spidermanning is where you are about to cum and you pull out place your hand under your penis and say "my spider senses are tingling" and then you ejaculate

Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect
Yo man i just finished spidermanning my girl
by JellySaurus May 17, 2017
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Spiderman 2

Some shitty video game about Mary Jane and her pothead boyfriend who never pays bills and runs around in a tight red outfit in san francisco. Aparently she a developer self insert herself in the game to let you that all male gamers & white men, are sexist, racist, and angry evil people. And traditional women are nothing but carpets. Also theres a black main character thats fine. But the game is still a bunch of crap.
Spiderman 2 was better when it was a movie not a shitty progressive game. The Green Goblin would take a green goblet all over this game.
by Anon2265 February 27, 2024
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The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.
Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.
by The spiderman September 19, 2018
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