Spiderman

an angsty teenager with spider allergies

"Bro look its spiderman!"

by JebronLames123 February 11, 2020

Spidermanning

Spidermanning is where you are about to cum and you pull out place your hand under your penis and say "my spider senses are tingling" and then you ejaculate

Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect

Yo man i just finished spidermanning my girl

by JellySaurus May 17, 2017

Spiderman 2

Some shitty video game about Mary Jane and her pothead boyfriend who never pays bills and runs around in a tight red outfit in san francisco. Aparently she a developer self insert herself in the game to let you that all male gamers & white men, are sexist, racist, and angry evil people. And traditional women are nothing but carpets. Also theres a black main character thats fine. But the game is still a bunch of crap.

Spiderman 2 was better when it was a movie not a shitty progressive game. The Green Goblin would take a green goblet all over this game.

by Anon2265 February 27, 2024

spiderman

dust

mr stark i don't fell to good seed spiderman as he turned in to dust

by hi hi bye bye June 7, 2019

Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.

J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.

by BigDaaave April 24, 2017

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.

Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning June 16, 2016

the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”

person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!

by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021