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Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot
Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"
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moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into
Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie
by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015
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moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.
Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby
by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013
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Moist raisin

A sweet nice girl who turned into a slut
Yeah she's a real moist raisin now that' she's in college
by 69er August 21, 2016
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puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)
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moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.
That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.
by FLJ August 8, 2006
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moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.
guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"
by MrT1ki July 10, 2007
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