melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
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Melvined

To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.

As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.
by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021
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Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.
Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip
by shaqiqi February 09, 2022
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Melvin Style

The sharing of personal Snapchat conversations with other ppl through the taking of screenshots and whatnot .
I sent that chat to him, Melvin style.
by Ita's Jujuman October 09, 2023
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Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.
Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
by 18cent June 12, 2017
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Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"
by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021
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Leelin/Melvin

A kid who got dumped at summercamp and got his heartbroken.
Black guy: Aye man, sorry that you got dumped.
White guy: Its alright. I feel like a Leelin/Melvin
by Ouchouchouch1859273 April 07, 2019
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