Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

Mango Theory

The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.

"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."

by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022

fuzzy mango

fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.

As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.

by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016

Mango Chair

Daniel K has sexy mango chairs they sooo big ;)

Hey Daniel what sexy mango chairs you have.

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis January 29, 2020

mango sesh

A shortened version of Mango Sessions used in the Pacific Islands originating on the island of Saipan. A session is a meet up to drink and bond but a Mango Session is where you drink, BBQ and jam or play music.

Lañia! We had a Mango Sesh last night and it was oba lit!

by Reggie Roc October 26, 2017

mango balls

A rare desieze that occurs on pre pubescent homosexual males with exterior rectal cancer

Did you here that Blake has mango balls

by Oooooffff January 12, 2018

Poisonous Mangoes

Motherfuckers who are high as fuck and/or are losers

Look at that fucking anime kid he on them poisonous mangoes

by muchingdinks June 22, 2022