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Kim Kardashian

LOOK ITS Kim Kardashian THE QUEEN OF PLASTIC SURGERY LOOK AT THE PLASTIC BUUTT
by IAMTHESMARTEST March 15, 2021
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Kardashian

A person who runs directly into oncoming traffic, but tries to avoid being hit at the last second.
"Took many Kardashians will spoil the dash board of your car!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO August 15, 2023
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Kardashian

Noun: A Family of whores that got famous for being made of as much plastic as a Barbie.
Verb: To act like a slut or completely retarded to gain popularity or just to piss someone the hell off.
Noun: I hate that bitch Kim Kardashian
Verb: I think I might pull a Kardashian and mount that man for no fucking reason, then I’ll smear my shit on the walls.
by BruddaOsas86 June 28, 2020
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Kim Kardashian

A brat with a big butt.
“Omg, did you see Kim Kardashian’s new instagram post!”
by _its_meeeee_77883 August 3, 2023
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Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow
That person is kardashian-figured!
by @sowhatisaidit October 14, 2018
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Kim Kardashian

A 99% plastic monster that only comes out at night, mostly eating children or complaining about her family.
Who the fuck is attracted to kim kardashian shes literally made of plastic and her body shape looks like a dildo
by FatDude116988 May 23, 2023
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Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.
"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
by otterpop206 December 14, 2013
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