Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Expressed powers

Powers are stated in the constitution

Expressed powers, for example, the power to regulate both foreign and interstate commerce.

by WaIdo WaIdo January 8, 2019

cutties express

the metaphoric train one rides after falling victim to a harsh insult or is just generally cutties

"that was harsh bro, all aboard the cutties express."

by qwertyuiop08642 October 20, 2008

Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.

The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.

by bush did 911 February 12, 2023

Vocab express

The most annoying shit you will ever do in life.

You get one thing wrong and you have to do it all over fucking again!
The only fucking way to pass or complete the homework is to get 100%.
Thankfully I know a hack, just open 2 vocab express tabs and go on the thing where it says French to English or English to French and leave it there bc it says translations the open another and do it. Ur welcome :)

Fuck vocab express

by keep it halal October 11, 2022

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020