Desk Sitter

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.
If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."
by Victoria Tenneele May 29, 2011
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Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.
"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

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did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?
by raybeez April 15, 2022
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Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.
by Hausco September 15, 2022
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fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 09, 2022
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Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.
Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.
by Mary Petersen March 06, 2019
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Fun Desk Friday

A concept. A concept that is desk based fun that takes place on a Friday. The day is moveable.
"Today is Fun Desk Friday."
"but today isThursday"

"@#&% off it doesnt matter"
by fundeskfriday August 08, 2013
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