you + Crown Vic + being rear-ended = buh-bye
by eww ford April 30, 2005
the action of taking middle age children, grabbing them by the head (or crown), putting them in burlap bags, crown first, and dragging them across the plaza, while simultaneously beating them with croissants.
hey, lets go crown the plaza!" "I've really got to go crown the plaza" "after a long day, i always look forward to crowning the plaza
by manwhoknowsallinvariation November 28, 2010
by T Bone Capone June 24, 2010
by Taylorsafaggoy February 10, 2018
When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
by Corporalcupcake November 12, 2010
by CaptainCrohns September 11, 2021
by gutty January 25, 2008