The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.
Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010
Get the cooch patrolmug. Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.
Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.
a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"
Completely unrelated to porn.
Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.
a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"
Completely unrelated to porn.
Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.
Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
by TWOC November 16, 2011
Get the cooch modelmug. (person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.
(person b)So?!
(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker
(person b)So?!
(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker
by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009
Get the cooch stockermug. A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.
“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017
Get the cooch wedgemug. 
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by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018
Get the Cooch-boopmug. A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.
by Moseby July 2, 2010
Get the Cooch Fanmug.