Carter Joke

When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.

Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”

by moosh May 7, 2021

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Amy Carter

If you know a girl called Amy Carter, keep being friends with her, she’s such a kind person, and will always be there for you.

Person one: You’re such a good friend Amy Carter
Amy Carter: I know that you dumb bitch lmao

by nickiminajbarbfairy May 14, 2020

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carter dale

the person who showed me what love is

hey look, it’s carter dale

by soybeansyummy January 28, 2022

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Carter Bentley

A fat pothead who smells like shit, that has an ego larger than his own BMI (his BMI is fucking huge btw).

Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"

Example 2:
Samuel - "Have you seen Carter's new insta post?"
Sam Hughes - "Ye, he's a fat fucking munter!'

Samuel - "I know, can you believe he thinks girls actually like him? The egotistical, moto-moto looking cunt!"

by MessiCool123 February 7, 2022

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Finlay Carter

A Finlay Carter is wen you get a green fungus on the tip your penis, this results to hepatitis C and aids. If you have a Finlay carter seek medical attention before the fungus spreads all over your penis

“ I was having a masturbation wen I saw some green fungus I tried whipping it off but it hurt, my penis is now burning and it is changed colour to blue. I am doomed.”

I Define a Finlay Carter as hepatitis C and aids

by Cool skater 100 December 30, 2020

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