Buffer

Taking a small break from fun activities
Feeling tired, let have a buffer session
by ssdian16 March 19, 2021
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Buffer

To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).
You can't aim down the sights while you're jumping, so I usually buffer it for better accuracy.
by kiche35 July 29, 2021
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Buffer

The Plural of Buff
That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me
by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019
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Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 03, 2021
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Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023
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Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").
Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
by Burkeley Hunt July 28, 2008
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Buffer Chick

When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.
"Dude I can't believe Jack dated trash like Stacy. We should get him a Buffer Chick."
by Oled Greg August 19, 2015
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