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An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024
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Biggest lad

Boy: heres money female
Girl: thanks ur the biggest lad
by Biggest lad June 8, 2018
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Biggest simp

People : who is the biggest simp?
Others : James.
by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022
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the biggest bird

the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales

the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird
hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
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by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023
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Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023
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Biggest Laddy

A lad who is huge or a fatass.
That Guy Is Looks like he is probably the Biggest Laddy
by AxolotlArmy June 4, 2024
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