retart science

The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.

Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.

Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

Science Olympiad

Nerd competition about super sciency things. Only super nerdy weirdos do this.

He thinks he's better because he does science olympiad .

by Worldle April 27, 2022

Science teacher

A science teacher is someone who teaches science to a group of people usually students. They are usually stubborn and impatient and tend to make there students do useless things called "labs". They are super important in our education.

My science teacher, Miss Durdia is a stubborn bitch who teaches us nothing but how to survive her annoying ass.

by Very angry student June 8, 2023

bronx science

noun,verb

1) A science school in the bronx
2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter

Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard

Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science.

Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.

by theworldismine March 14, 2007

Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.

Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well

by YAWA October 3, 2020