beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

Slab

A Slab is a large piece of concentrated cannabis oil usually 1 ounce or more but can be less

Bro I just got this really terpy slab from__ best ounce ever

by Educated_stoner November 16, 2021

Slab

A term used for describing the fish known as a crappie which is very tasty to eat!

About to jump on this here ol boat and get me some nem slabs!

by Big pimpin fo show March 7, 2024

Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024

Slab Slime

When in the action of having Sex, Hobo Jizz secretes out of the vagina,,, While having sex with someone else!!!

Have you heard about and the slab slime.. yeah they said she got all kind of Slab Slime,, gooey and Owweee falling out while she's getting busy

by WillE.Smashem December 24, 2023

Pinching slab

Verb: the act of using your index finger and thumb on a countertop as support during an inebriated state. Coined by Tucker S circa February 2022

That boy’s been pinching slab since that last shot

by Thedayman405 November 17, 2025