Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018

'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025

huge buttocks

a big fucken ass also known as big AF butts or ass

that's some huge buttocks Jesica can I squish them

by mypoopootastesgood October 31, 2020

huge cock

ladys choke on it at night

she choked on my huge cock last night

by jsnsjbdsjednjeej October 14, 2022

huge sad

when wanna die

???: hey tom

tom: sorry I got huge sad

???: oh, well get better

by xen_stinkyyy March 11, 2022

huge increase

An outlandish salary, raise or promotion awarded to a particularly useless and undeserving candidate.

*a month-end business meeting*
“Did you have a good month?”
“😗Yeah, it was great, I got a huge increase, I’m making $350,000 a year now.”
“I meant your department...”
“Oh, I have no idea.”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

Too Huge Pal

Adjective

1. Referring to a egotistic man-child that hits the gym every couple of day, once seeing some results begins to annoyingly take up unnecessary space by moving his arms outward as if on a cross. Where he probably should be. Once sufficient excess space is take he begins to pretend he can no loner move as he is now "Too huge".

Ken me mate, I need a whole booth at the restaurant cuz o' these absolute banging guns man, just too huge pal.

I was tryna get a cheeky shag wi me nan but ken me mate, Im too huge pal

Don't you just hate it when you canny go for a swim at the beach cuz your pecks are too big man? Canny swim cuz i'm too huge pal.

by Buffington Beef Broth August 7, 2018