takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008

takes it in the jaw

Blowjob,head,sucking dick

Yeah ,shetakes it in the jaw!

by Inyur-I July 31, 2017

tameshwar

someone that loves making roblox porn, looking at tf2 memes, is an egg looking ass nigga and a nerd

yo is that tameshwar?!? I heard he made some banger roblox porn!

by Tameshwar Laldar June 14, 2022

taesome

Is a user on TikTok on begging to be on urban dictionary.

taesome: Someone put me on Urban dictionary

by Juwwuwuwuwu July 15, 2022

The Book Of Fairy Tales

A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.

Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!

Bob: You mean like how to start wars?

Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!

by /b/ro May 17, 2009

It takes two to tango

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.

Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

cautionary tales of swords

The best thing from channel 101, go watch

Don't touch swords! -cautionary tales of swords

by TripFisk December 12, 2009