Crackhead Joe: "Is Denise working...I feel a little bit more comfortable ordering from Denise"
Denise: "89 CENTS"
Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?
taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
Denise: "89 CENTS"
Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?
taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
by tacobelles April 14, 2010
Guy1: Oh man! There's a hot girl over there!
Guy2: *turns and looks* Ewww dude! Why'd you make me look at the Taco Bell Hotty?
Guy2: *turns and looks* Ewww dude! Why'd you make me look at the Taco Bell Hotty?
by Nekst Level March 30, 2009
Food manufactured from such low quality ingredients that it's almost against the law or a health code violation.
"Dude! Let's go to Ratso's. I'm starvin!'"
No, man, that place is so bad it's barely "Taco Bell legal"!
No, man, that place is so bad it's barely "Taco Bell legal"!
by Freesumpin' February 08, 2011
by Tsarah September 07, 2017
When you’re having anal sex and the person squirts feces all over you. Usually caused by not douching.
by Aros22 February 09, 2020
A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon
Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon
"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"
by LamarJacksonIsElite November 08, 2019
The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.
#14
#14
by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018