Taco Hat

Sticking your entire head into a vagina.

"Somewhere, to what remote and fearsome region I know not, my head has gone. I was with her the last night she lived among men, and heard her screams when the thing came to her; but all the peasants and police in County Meath could never find her, or the others, though they searched long and far. And now I shudder when I hear unimaginable and blasphemous sounds, the sounds of...a taco hat."

by Joy Brown April 1, 2009

ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.

Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.

by Jc25 April 23, 2014

water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.

Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.

by thetacoking October 28, 2013

Slutty Taco

When someone wears a loose-fitting shirt and when they lean over you can see right down their shirt.

Joe: Hey, man, isn't Sam such a Slutty Taco!

Shmoe: Yeah! Every time she bends over on class I can see right down her shirt.

by Bottlecap December 9, 2013

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Glossy taco

If you are reading this you are a holo sexual group of the cult leader cristine roughtenburg of simply nail logically

Gotta put on your glossy taco over our beautiful holo nails

by Holosexual25754 December 4, 2018

Glossy Taco

If you searched this, you have come from simplynailogical

Lets add a thicc glossy taco!

by gjab48 February 8, 2019