SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

by SYSTEM UPDATE December 03, 2007

Subway System

A made-up system in which children use to steal various items from convenience stores. Used mainly by adolescent teenagers in the South, Subway System requires at least three participants, one who will talk to or distract the shop-owner, a second who will pretend to have an injury of some sort or be a lookout, and the third who steals the goods.

Haley: "Guys, Mr. Chen's Convenience Store's cameras are out!"
Carol:"Do I hear Subway System?!"
Leanne:"Yeah, girls! Let's do it! I could use some Brown Sugar Pop Tarts and Monster!"

by LuLuBee November 07, 2010

Systems Bitch

A person who works in the IT industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. They believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by "feeling" their way through them. Due to a similar nonsensical thought process the Systems Bitch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. A systems bitch will often buddy fuck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their assumed superior intellect. Within the IT field the systems bitch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the IT staff.

Productive IT Engineer: “I can't believe you disabled Joe's administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! You are a total Systems Bitch!”

Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”

Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”

Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*

by Romeo OMG January 24, 2014

System of a Down

One of the best bands ever.There music moved me away from a prep and into a punk (but i ve always worn Walmart)so they can change probably anyone(but i ve always worn Walmart).There songs are different but better. They tell the truth of the government.

FUCK THE SYSTEM
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
(2x)

I'm just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
(2x)

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system
Fuck the system
War!
Fuck the system!
War!
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys

I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
(2x)

I'm just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
Just the meaning of Pi
(2x)

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system
Fuck the system
War!
Fuck the system!
War!
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys
I need to fuck the Sys

You need to fuck the sys
You need to fuck the sys
You need to fuck the sys
You need to fuck the sys

I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit

I need to fuck the system!
I need to fuck the sys
I need to fuck the system!
We all need to fuck the system

by Karson Kutz August 03, 2004

Barner System

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.

I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.

by SnowBoardChick January 08, 2011

system requirements

The minimum requirements that your computer must meet in order to run a certian piece of software...

Rephrased: What your computer must have installed in it before it can run this program.

System Requirements: 300Mhz Pentium Processor and 128Mb RAM.

by Darvell January 29, 2004

Wongabonga System

Another name for the US imperial system.

Oh you’re an American, how’s the wongabonga system going for you?

by TRStrider April 12, 2022