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Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019
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Swoop

A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.
Hey!? Are you and Jennifer dating?

Nah she’s just my lil swoop, we might kick it here and there.
by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022
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Tufty Swoops

A tendril of anime hair that stick out
I have to draw all these Tufty Swoops art piece
by #onesimp August 27, 2023
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class-swooping

To proceed to class in the most direct and efficient manner possible, and back again, such that on campus time is minimized to the lowest possible level.
person A: I'm sick of this campus, everything is online and it's not even necessary to go to lecture.

person B: me too, I'm class-swooping this whole semester.
by 2108cro January 28, 2012
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swoop

*sees a man getting mugged*
other man: swoop YO
by smarebearemilybaeandbailey December 31, 2020
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Swooping

The act of shaking a baby violently in order to awaken it.
I was swooping the baby all morning to feed it.
by dick cheyney fucking mcguiver October 13, 2018
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Swoop tittied

To yoink or to steal
Yo you swoop tittied the darts so your boys don’t get lung cancer or what’s poppin?
by Yoinkcity September 12, 2020
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