Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone

Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone

by The walking liability March 22, 2024

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Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.

P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.

by photobygettyimages November 9, 2017

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Swooping

The act of shaking a baby violently in order to awaken it.

I was swooping the baby all morning to feed it.

by dick cheyney fucking mcguiver October 13, 2018

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Swoop

When you having nothing to say to a person. When you just want to exit a conversation.

Swoop Im out!

by Drippysynonyms November 22, 2021

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class-swooping

To proceed to class in the most direct and efficient manner possible, and back again, such that on campus time is minimized to the lowest possible level.

person A: I'm sick of this campus, everything is online and it's not even necessary to go to lecture.

person B: me too, I'm class-swooping this whole semester.

by 2108cro January 28, 2012

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