sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.

Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!

by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018

Sweater Jets

Particularly appealing women's breats. Usually very large in size.

check out the sweater jets on that broad.

I titty fucked the shit out of those sweater jets last night!

by stumpsjr October 23, 2009

Sweater Effect

The otherworldly phenomenon that occurs when a girl wears a tight sweater that enhances the apparent size of her boobs.

Winter is super rad because of the abundance of Sweater Effect.

by Funkfoam December 17, 2010

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

sweater party

A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.

"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."

by Tuffcookie April 5, 2013