sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.

Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!

by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018

Sweater Jets

Particularly appealing women's breats. Usually very large in size.

check out the sweater jets on that broad.

I titty fucked the shit out of those sweater jets last night!

by stumpsjr October 23, 2009

Undone Sweater

A broken sweater, referring to Weezer's single, "Undone - The Sweater Song."

Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."

by Skittlez Pie December 6, 2016

Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

by ardenm December 21, 2009

Sweater Weather

Fucking idiots call it the Bi anthem

Person 1: What's your favourite song?
Person 2: Sweater Weather
Person 1: Oh you're BI
Person 2: kill yourself

by asdawdwadwa October 30, 2022

sweater-biter

A girl who really digs a mans sweater (pull-overs, cardigans, cashmere, wool). Similar to a “tire biter”. She is super attracted to him, equating his status and love-making skills with the type of sweater he wears.

Woman:
“Guuuuuuurl, did you see Paul in that tight merino wool sweater yesterday? Damn, he so fine. I want a piece of that.”

Woman’s friend:
“Dang, you’re a total and complete sweater-biter”

by #sweaterbiter September 21, 2019