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gopher stamp

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.
Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.
by IronGoober March 14, 2005
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Mushroom Stamp

Verb: The act of pressing one's penis to a person's face, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark, with semen.

Noun: The mark left from being 'mushroom stamped'
v: Dave Mushroom Stamped Debra, after whacking off on her curtains.

n: Debra went to work today, not knowing she had a mushroom stamp on her forhead.
by Taichi January 26, 2005
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tamp-stamp

the act of slapping a person, usually a female asian, in the face with a blood-soaked feminine product (tampon). sometimes seen as a symbol of communist china as a result of it's red pigment.
cynthia wouldn't bind her feet, so i tamp-stamped her!
by pablito1187 April 27, 2008
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Stamp Collector

One who dids numerous slores bearing tramp stamps.
Timmy is quite the stamp collector - I see him w/ a different girl from tha hinterlandz every nite.
by Ted Johnson May 23, 2008
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tramp-stamp

a cheap, cliched tattoo popular amongst premiscuous women
She had a vast collection of tramp-stamps, one was prominently displayed on the small of her back.
by Osmond Foster July 21, 2009
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Clam Stamp

To gently place your vagina on you sleeping partner's forehead in an effort to leave a short-term, sloppy impression. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their forehead you say, "You've been stamped!"
Like a snail, Lynn mounted John's head and left a wet, sloppy clam stamp.
by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010
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Tramp Stamp

any tattoo located on the midriff area such as the lower back, near/on the "v-cut", and/or near the crotch
Guy: Ayyo the girl with the tramp stamp wants to hook up!
Other Guy: Which girl with the tramp stamp? Is hers located on her lower back or her pelvis?
Guy: Pelvis
Other Guy: Dude, I boned her last night.
by douchebagggman March 24, 2010
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