sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick

person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"

by mannhole April 27, 2010

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-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it

and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck

-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)

on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!

by ElysiaJenKaitlyn March 12, 2008

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