Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

step-saver

What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.

"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"

by doubleB June 24, 2013

step grandcousin

your first cousin's stepcousin

My uncle put the whip on my former step grandcousin

by JustC45 August 13, 2022

Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.

Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!

by Angledrawers August 9, 2018

The brown step

coming from ocean springs mississsippi this is when you physically poop on some ones porch and then ring the door bell no bags no fire just shit
brought to sd as operation brown step

hey man what did you do this weekend

i brown stepped the principal

oh shit thats rough

well thats the brown step for you

by Th3 Sh3pard23 January 19, 2010

split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.

Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.

by Slipp May 26, 2007

Pigeon Steps

Apparently an alternative to baby steps...in an alternative universe perhaps..or in Vinny's

Classic example of a Vinny-ism

Slow down, just take pigeon steps

It's OK, he's just taking pigeon steps...

Vinny what are you doing? Taking pigeon steps mate

by Sam says May 10, 2022