STD

Socially Transmitted Diseases

Him: I got STD.
Me: which one? Religion or Corona?
Him: I got both.

Me: oh no!

by Wisem May 4, 2020

Facebook-STD

A virus spread from friend to friend contact on Facebook.

Like spreading a real disease any number of Facebook viruses spread around from post to post is is referred to as Facebook-STD.

by 19wisdom76 November 14, 2011

STD weeks

the first two weeks of college;

dude literally during STD weeks i went wild

by heyoooooooooo December 15, 2017

STD

you would think it meant sexually transmitted diseases.. but no! it actually is an acronym for Suck. Thicc. Dicc.

"Wow , girl! you really STD!"

by IceyAce November 15, 2017

STD

Smart tender and delicious

That girl is std

by Fsusbek April 3, 2019

STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 April 24, 2014

STD

STD, stands for super-tiny-dick

Ha, that dude has a STD. Lol Xdd rawr

by Gucci—flexer_lemme_get_ur_bish June 25, 2018