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November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.
"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009
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Juke Stain

The blue jean colored marks found on the white walls after a ghetto ass apartment party. It occurs from mens blue jean covered ass being smashed against a wall by an overly aggressive woman jukeing too hard.
I need to figure out a way to get these Juke Stain s off of the walls or else I wont get my deposit back.
by Jukestainer April 3, 2011
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Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
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stained rug

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.
"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."
by AguguEmeka March 19, 2008
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mule stain

A person, place or thing that causes extreme feelings of dislike or hatred.
My sister in law is such a fucking mule stain.

Or

My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.
by yaaer of the mule May 18, 2013
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Nook stain

Nook stain is an alternian term which means in our earth terms a vagina stain. Or possibly a cunt
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN, YOU NOOK STAIN!
by HomestuckFangirl101 December 8, 2014
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spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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