Shlinting

Shlinting is the act of cutting the tip of a penis off and then giving it oral pleasure

I came home from the bar and a girl shlinted me. It was hard to stay erect while she was shlinting me and sucking all my blood out.

by Cool epic username February 13, 2024

squigging

The act of filling a vagina up with a liquid of choice and proceeding to drink it through a bendy straw.

"Hey babe, wanna try squigging tonight? I just bought Arizona Iced Tea ;)"

by meowmeowmeownugget February 22, 2024

Skunting

The act of getting a skunk to spray/fart into a jar, then drinking from the jar

"you guys heard of skunting?"
"hey man, I was just gonna skunt later, wanna join?"
"Have you been skuntmaxxing recently?"

by MinuxZer0 February 27, 2024

Squidmingo

One in a million great guy, one of the real homies.

John Meyers is a real squidmingo

by SlumericanGampo March 15, 2024

Squindinkle

To go somewhere really quickly.

I decided to Squindinkle out of my physics class when Mr. Michter kept yapping.

by squindinkler April 2, 2024

Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.

"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"

by Amitesher April 11, 2024

Squidging

Having your significant other fart/queef in your mouth then you hold it in your mouth blow it into theirs and have them exchange it into your anus

I was squidging the other day and accidentally got a bit off poo in my teeth

by ONYXM00N May 2, 2024