spiderman

a fat cock-sucker created by a 100 year old man.

look its spiderman sucking cock!

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Spiderman

A person specifically named holly who like asparagus and eating grandmas. And does not like custard

Oh holly is such a spiderman

by Itstrue September 28, 2020

Spiderman

A Spiderman is somebody who either speaks in a racist Indian voice, pretends to climb walls like Spiderman or is just a complete idiot. It also means Vegan in a tree

Person A: Hey dude, look at that weirdo!
Person B: Yeah, he speaks in a really racist voice. Look! He's trying to climb the wall. Stupid
Person A: You mean Spiderman, right?
Person B: Oh yeah! He's a Spiderman!

by despacito2isimminent April 5, 2019

Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Spiderman

The only super hero franchise that gets rebooted forever, with alternate realities.

Person 1: Can't wait to see homecoming!

Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.

by senthurmanz October 18, 2017

spiderman

dust

mr stark i don't fell to good seed spiderman as he turned in to dust

by hi hi bye bye June 7, 2019

the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”

person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!

by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021